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Rudolph Song
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What to give an optimist
Ten Signs That
Santa has marital worries
Santa hates your kid
Store Santa Peeves
Your not getting a bonus
Your sick of the holidays
You've got a bad tree
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Ten signs Santa has marraige problems

  • He's replaced all the elves with scantily clad Swedish exchange students
  • Mrs. Claus calls him "that fat freak in the red underwear"
  • He traded in his sleigh for a van with a waterbed
  • He's been spending a little too much time with the life-sized Holiday Barbie
  • His new live-in personal elf valet, Steve
  • Mrs. Claus having cybersex relationship with accountant from New Jersey
  • He knows when she's been sleeping, he knows when she's awake, because he's bugged the bedroom
  • Lately, she keeps "forgetting" to tie her robe when she brings the elves their morning coffee
  • Stockings aren't the only things he's been nailing in front of the fireplace
  • Not a creature is stirring in Santa's pants
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