Ten signs your sick of the holidays

• You've got red and green bags under your eyes
• You're serving reindeer pot pie
• When you hear, "Sleigh bells ring, are you listenin'?," you scream, "No! I'm not listening!"
• You climb on your roof and start shooting carolers with your air gun
• You think you hear your Christmas tree taunting you.
• Instead of spending time with family, you're watching some guy make photo copies
• You're busted for running through town wearing nothing but mistletoe.
• You've got eggnog coming out of your ears
• Your standard response, "And happy holidays to you too, you bastard"
• Two words: tinsel rash