Christmas Animal Jokes
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What do elephants sing at Christmas?
No-elephants No elephants...!
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What do angry mice send each other?
Cross-mouse cards! |
What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?
Jingle smells! |
What is white, lives at the north pole and runs around naked?
A polar bare! |
What kind of pine has the sharpest needles?
A porcupine! |
Why don't penguins fly?
Because they're too short to be pilots! |
"Do you ever buy any Christmas Seals?"
"No, I wouldn't know how to feed them." |
What is green, covered with tinsel and goes "ribbet ribbet"?
A mistle-"toad"! |
What do wild animals sing at Christmastime?
Jungle bells, jungle bells, jungle all the way! |
What is the best key to get at Christmas?
A turkey! |
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