Christmas Animal Jokes
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How do Chihuahua's say Merry Christmas?
Fleas Navidog! |
How do sheep greet each other at Christmas?
A merry Christmas to ewe! |
What squeaks and is scary?
The Ghost of Christmouse Past! |
What do you call a cat on a beach at Christmas?
Sandy Claws! |
What kind of bird can write?
A PENguin! |
Why do birds fly south in the winter?
Because it's too far to walk! |
Where do polar bears go to vote?
At the North Poll |
What do sheep say to Santa?
Seasons bleatings! |
What do you call a penguin wearing ear muffs?
Anything, he can't hear you! |
Who delivers Christmas presents to pets?
Santa Paws |
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