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Christmas Animal Jokes Page 1 - 2 - 3 What is twenty feet tall, has sharp teeth and goes Ho Ho Ho? Tyranno-santa Rex! What did Santa get when he crossed a woodpecker with kleenex? Rapping paper! What's the most boring animal? A polar bore! What sort of insects love snow? Mo-ski-toes! What food do you get when you cross a snowman with a polar bear? A "brrr" - "grrr"! Who delivers Christmas presents to elephants? Elephanta Claus! Next Page

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