Christmas Cracker Jokes
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What drink do frogs like best?
Croaker-cola! |
What flower can you eat?
A cauli-flower! |
What song did Cinderella sing as she waited four months for her photos to come back from the chemist?
'Some day my prints will come!'
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What time is it when you see an elephant sitting on your television?
Time to get a new television! |
What would you do if a rhino charged you?
Pay him! |
What's the best way to catch a rabbit?
Hide behind a bush and make a sound like a carrot! |
Where are the Andes?
On the end of the armies! |
Which animal should you not play cards with?
A cheetah! |
Who delivers presents to baby sharks at Christmas?
Santa Jaws. |
Who wrote the book, The Awful Comedown?
Lucy Lastick! |
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