Christmas Cracker Jokes
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What lies in a pram and wobbles?
A jelly baby. |
What do you call a crate of ducks?
A box of quackers |
What's ET short for?
Because he's only got little legs. |
Why are chocolate buttons rude?
Because they are Smarties in the nude. |
What did the fish say when it swam into a wall?
Dam. |
What athlete is warmest in winter?
A long jumper. |
What do you get after it has been taken?
Your photograph |
Which dog is the most expensive of all?
A dear hound! |
What do you get if you cross a river with a bike?
Wet feet. |
Who can shave three times a day and still have a beard?
A barber! |
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