Christmas Dinner Jokes
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How does Good King Wenceslas like his pizzas?
Deep pan, crisp and even! |
What did the grape say to the peanut butter?
"'Tis the season to be jelly!" |
What do ducks do before Christmas dinner?
Pull their Christmas quackers! |
What do you drain Christmas dinner brussel sprouts with?
An advent colander! |
What happens when you eat Christmas tree decorations?
You get tinsel-itus! |
What's the most common wine at Christmas?
Do I have to have the brussel sprouts! |
Will the Christmas pudding be long?
No, it'll be the traditional round! |
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