Doctor, Doctor,
I keep thinking I'm a Christmas bell!
Just take these pills - and, if they don't work, give me a ring! |
Nurse! I want
to operate. Take this patient to the theatre.
Ooh! good! I love a nice pantomime at Christmas! |
Doctor, Doctor,
Father Christmas gives us oranges every Christmas. Now I think I'm turning into
an orange!
Have you tried playing squash? |
Father Christmas:
Doctor, Doctor I feel so unfit
Doctor: You need to go to an elf farm |
Doctor, Doctor,
with all the excitement of Christmas I can't sleep.
Try lying on the edge of your bed...you'll soon drop off! |
Doctor, Doctor
I'm scared of Father Christmas
Doctor: You're suffering from Claus-trophobia. |
My problem
is that I keep stealing things when I go Christmas shopping. Can you give me something
for it!
Doctor: Try this medicine...and if it doesn't work come back and bring me a new
video camera. |
