Elf Jokes
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What kind of music do elves like best?
"Wrap" music! |
What nerve is used to sense elves?
The Elfactory Nerve. |
What's another name for Santa's helpers?
Subordinate clauses! |
What's the first thing elves learn in school?
The "elf"-abet! |
Where do elves go to get fit?
An elf farm! |
Where do you find elves?
Depends where you left them! |
Who lives at the North Pole, makes toys and rides around in a pumpkin?
Cinder-"elf"-a! |
Who sings "Blue Christmas" and makes toy guitars?
Elfis! |
Why did Santa tell off one of his elves?
Because he was goblin his Christmas dinner! |
Why did Santa's helper see the doctor?
Because he had low "elf" esteem! |
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