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Elf Jokes Page 1 - 2 - 3 - 4 Why did the elf put his bed into the fireplace? He wanted to sleep like a log! Why did the elves ask the turkey to join the band? Because he had the drum sticks! Why did the elves spell Christmas N-O-E? Because Santa had said, "No L!" Why do elves scratch themselves? Because they're the only ones who know where its itchy! Why does Santa owe everything to the elves? Because he is an elf-made man! Next Page

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