Father Christmas Jokes
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A group of mountain climbers once heard Father Christmas go past.
They must have had sharp ears!
They were mountain-ears! |
An honest politician, a kind lawyer and Santa Claus were walking down the street and saw a $20 bill. Which one picked it up?
Santa! The other two don't exist! |
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Father Christmas' sledge broke down on Christmas Eve. He flagged down a passing motorist and asked, 'Can you help me fix my sledge?'
'Sorry,' the motorist replied. 'I'm not a mechanic - I'm a chiropodist.'
'Well, can you give me a toe?' |
Father Christmas win a saucepan in a competition.
Now thats what you call pot luck ! |
Father Christmas: I thought I asked you to go out there and clear the snow!
I'm on my way, Father Christmas.
Father Christmas: But you only have one welly on!
That's all right! There's only one foot of snow! |
How do we know Santa is such a good race car driver?
Because he's always in the pole position! |
How does Santa take his photos?
With his North Pole-aroid! |
How many chimneys does Santa go down?
Stacks! |
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I remember when Father Christmas first passed his sleigh-driving test. He came skidding down in front of the toy factory.'Have you passed?' I asked.
Father Christmas pointly proudly to the front of the sleigh. 'See for yourself!' he called proudly. 'No-el plates!' |
'I think I'll have to take this sledge for a service,' Father Christmas sighed.
You'd never get it up the church steps! |
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