Santa Claus Jokes
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Is it true that Father Christmas fought for Drake against the Spanish Armada?
He was certainly at Plymouth Ho-ho-ho! |
I've had a slight accident with your sleigh, Father Christmas!
Father Christmas: Oh no! That sleigh was in mint condition!
That's all right....now it's a mint with a hole! |
One time Father Christmas lost his underpants.
That's how he got the name Saint Knickerless! |
Twinkle Twinkle chocolate bar
Santa drives a rusty car
Press the starter
Press the choke
Off he goes in a cloud of smoke ! |
What did Santa say to Mrs. Claus when he looked out the window?
Looks like "rain", "Dear"! |
What do the reindeer sing to Father Christmas on his birthday ?
Freeze a jolly good fellow ! |
What do the elves call it when Father Christmas claps his hands at the end of a play?
Santapplause! |
What do you call a man who claps at Christmas ?
Santapplause ! |
What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective ?
Santa Clues ! |
What do you call a smelly Santa?
Farta Christmas! |
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