Santa Jokes
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What do you call Father Christmas after he has come down the chimney?
Cinder Claus! |
What do you call people who are scared of Santa Claus?
Claustrophobic! |
What do you call Santa when he has no money?
Saint "Nickel"-less! |
What do you call someone who doesn't believe in Father Christmas?
A rebel without a Claus! |
What do you get if Santa comes down the chimney while the fire is still burning?
Crisp Kringle! |
What do you get if you corss Santa with a flying saucer?
A UF ho, ho, ho |
What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a duck?
A Christmas Quacker! |
What do you get if you cross Santa with a gardener?
Someone who likes to hoe, hoe, hoe! |
What does Father Christmas call his money ?
Iced lolly ? |
What does Father Christmas do in the summer?
Hoe, hoe, hoe! |
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