Father Christmas Jokes
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What does Santa Claus do when his elves misbehave?
He gives them the sack! |
What does Santa say to the toys on Christmas Eve?
Okay everyone, sack time! |
What does Santa use when he goes fishing?
His north pole! |
What goes 'Ho! Ho! Ho! Thump!'?
Father Christmas laughing his head off! |
What goes Ho, Ho, Swoosh! Ho, Ho, Swoosh?
Santa caught in a revolving door! |
What goes Ho-squelch, Ho-squelch, Ho-squelch?
Father Christmas with snow in his wellies.
What goes Ho-squelch, Ho-squelch, Ho-squelch, BANG?
Father Christmas with snow in his wellies in a minefield!
And what goes oh! oh! oh?
Father Christmas walking backwards. |
What kind of motorcycle does Santy ride?
A "Holly" Davidson! |
What nationality is Santa Claus?
North Polish! |
What rides a sleigh, gives lots of presents and has plenty of faults?
Santa Flaws. |
What smells most in a chimney?
Santa's nose! |
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