Father Christmas Jokes
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What sort of mobile phone has Santa got?
Pay as you ho, ho, ho! |
What's fat and jolly and runs on eight wheels?
Father Christmas on roller skates! |
What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents ?
Santa pause ! |
What's red & white and red & white and red & white?
Santa rolling down a hill! |
What's red and green and flies?
An airsick Santa Claus! |
Where does Santa stay when he's on holidays?
At a Ho-ho-tel |
Who brings presents to crows at Christmas?
Santa Caws! |
Who carries Santa's books?
His books elf! |
Who delivers presents to baby sharks at Christmas ?
Santa Jaws ! |
Why does Father Christmas go down chimneys?
Because they soot him! |
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