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Father Christmas Jokes Page 1 - 2 - 3 - 4 - 5 - 6 Why does Father Christmas like to work in the garden ? Because he likes to hoe, hoe, hoe ! Why does Father Christmas cry a lot? Because he gets a little santamental! Why does Santa take presents to children around the world? Because the presents won't take themselves! Why does Santa's sleigh get such good mileage? Because it has long-distance runners on each side! Why is a cat on a beach like Christmas ? Because they both have "Sandy claws" ! Next Page

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