Christmas Jokes
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A Christmas thought:
STRESSED is just DESSERTS spelled backward. |
How long does it take to burn a candle down?
About a wick ! |
'It's so cold outside,' the elf said, 'that I just watched a polar bear jump from one iceberg to another and if froze in mid air!'
'That's impossible,' Father Christmas said.
'The law of gravity won't allow that!'
'Oh, I know' Gnora said, 'but the law of gravity's frozen too!' |
What comes at the end of Christmas Day?
The letter "Y"! |
What did one Christmas light say to the other Christmas light?
You light me up! |
What did the bald man say when he got a comb for Christmas ?
Thanks, I'll never part with it ! |
What did the big candle say to the little candle ?
I'm going out tonight ! |
What do Eskimos use to hold their homes together?
Ig-"glue"! |
What do monkeys sing at Christmas ?
Jungle Bells, Jungle bells.. ! |
What do you get if you cross an apple with a Christmas tree ?
A pineapple ! |
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