Christmas Jokes
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What do you give a train driver for Christmas ?
Platform shoes ! |
What's Christmas called in England ?
Yule Britannia ! |
Whats happens to you at Christmas ?
Yule be happy ! |
What's Tarzan's favourite Christmas song?
Jungle bells.
But what about his chimp?
King Kong merrily on high, of course! |
Where do mistletoe go to become famous?
"Holly" wood! |
Why are Christmas trees like bad knitters ?
They both drop their needles ! |
Why do Mummies like Christmas so much?
Because of all the wrapping! |
Why is a burning candle like being thirsty ?
Beacause a little water ends both of them ! |
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