Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Mary
Mary who ?
Mary Christmas ! |
What did one
Angel say to the other ?
Halo
there ! |
How to cats
greet each other at Christmas?
"A furry merry Christmas & Happy mew year!" |
What do elephants
sing at Christmas ?
No-elephants,
no elephants ! |
What does Dracula
write on his Christmas cards ?
Best vicious of the season |
What do angry
mice send to each other at Christmas ?
Cross
mouse cards ! |
How do sheep
greet each other at Christmas ?
A merry Christmas to ewe |
What does Father
Christmas write on his Christmas cards ?
ABCDEFGHIJKMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ
(No-L !!) ! |
