Christmas Knock Knock Jokes
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Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Our Wayne!
Our Wayne who?
Our Wayne in a manger! |
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Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Carol singers!
Carol singers! Do you know what flaming time of night it is?
No, But if you hum it we'll sing it! |
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Rabbit!
Rabbit who?
Rabbit up neatly, it's a present! |
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Arthur!
Arthur who?
Arthur any mince pies left?! |
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Wendy!
Wendy who?
Wendy red red robbin comes bob bob bobbin along! |
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Police!
Police who?
Police don't make me eat brussel sprouts this year! |
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Wanda!
Wanda who?
Wanda know what you're getting for Christmas? |
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