What did Adam
say on the day before Christmas ?
It's Christmas, Eve ! |
How do you make
an idiot laugh on boxing day ?
Tell
him a joke on Christmas Eve ! |
What do you
have in December that you don't have in any other month ?
The letter "D" ! |
What does Father
Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney ?
Santa
Claustrophobia ! |
What do you
call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve ?
Black mail ! |
Who delievers
cat's Christmas presents ?
Santa
Paws ! |
Why does Father
Christmas go down the chimney ?
Because it soots him ! |
Who delievers
elephants's Christmas presents?
Elephanta Claus ! |
How many chimney
does Father Christmas go down ?
Stacks ! |
Why is Santa
like a bear on Christmas Eve ?
Because
he's Sooty ! |
