Pantomime Jokes
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Father Christmas: Excuse me, but did I step on your toes on my way out to get an ice-cream?
Lady: You certainly did!
Father Christmas: Oh good! That means I'm back in the right row! |
On which side of the house did Jack's beanstalk grow ?
The outside ! |
What did Cinderella say when the Chemist lost her photographs ?
Someday my prints will come ! |
What kind of pet did Aladdin have ?
A flying car-pet ! |
What's a ghosts favourite Christmas entertainment ?
A phantomime ! |
What's beautiful, grey and wears glass slippers ?
Cinderellephant! |
What's the scariest pantomime ?
Ghouldilocks and the three bears ! |
Who looked after Finderella ?
Her fairy codmother ! |
Who's that little girl who wears a red cape and goes round shouting 'knickers' at the Big Bad Wolf?
That's Little Rude Riding Hood! |
Why was Cinderella such a poor football player ?
She had a pumpkin for a coach ! |
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