Reindeer Jokes
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And as the reindeer say before they tell you jokes ....
These jokes will sleigh you! |
Did Rudolph go to a regular school?
No, he was "elf"-taught! |
'Father Christmas has two reindeer. He calls one Edward and the other one Edward! I bet you can't tell me why he does that!'
'Oh, yes I can.' the elf said.
'Because tow 'Eds are better than one, of course!' |
How can Santa's sleigh possibly fly through the air?
You would too if you were pulled by flying reindeer! |
How do you make a slow reindeer fast ?
Don't feed it ! |
How do you get into Donner's house?
You ring the "deer"-bell! |
How does Rudolph know when Christmas is coming?
He looks at his calen-"deer"! |
How long should a reindeer's legs be ?
Just long enough to reach the ground ! |
How would you get four reindeer in a car?
Two in the front and two in the back!
And how do you get four polar bears in a car?
Take the reindeer out first |
I'm so strong I could lift a reindeer with one hand.
Yeah, but where are we going to find a one-handed reindeer? |
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