Reindeer Jokes
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What does Rudolph want for Christmas?
A pony sleigh station! |
What game do reindeer play in their stalls?
Stable-tennis! |
What has antlers and loves cheese?
Mickey Moose! |
What has antlers, pulls Father Christmas' sleigh and is made of cement?
I don't know.
A reindeer!
What about the cement?
I just threw that in to make it hard. |
What reindeer can jump higher than a house?
They all can! Houses can't jump! |
What would a reindeer do if it lost its tail?
She'd go to a "re-tail" shop for a new one! |
What's red and green and guides Santa's sleigh?
Rudolph the red-nosed pickle! |
What's the difference between a reindeer and a snowball?
They're both brown, except the snowball. |
What's the name of the reindeer with three humps on its back?
Humphrey
And that black and blue reindeer?
Bruce. |
Where do the reindeer like to stop for lunch?
"Deery" Queen! |
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