Reindeer Jokes
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Where do you find reindeer ?
It depends on where you leave them ! |
Which of Santa's reindeer has bad manners?
"Rude"-olph! |
Which reindeer have the shortest legs ?
The smallest ones ! |
Why are Father Christmas' reindeer like a cricket match?
Because they're both stopped by the rein. |
Why did the reindeer wear black boots ?
Because his brown ones were all muddy ! |
Why did the reindeer wear sunglasses at the beach ?
Because he didn't want to be recognised ! |
Why do reindeer wear fur coats ?
Because they would look silly in plastic macs ! |
Why do reindeer wear fur coats?
Because they look silly in snowsuits! |
Why does Scrooge love all of the reindeer?
Because every buck is dear to him! |
Why don't Prancer and Dancer and the other reindeer overtake Rudolph?
Because they don't believe in passing the buck! |
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