Snowman Jokes
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What happened
when the snowgirl fell out with the snowboy ?
She gave him the cold shoulder ! |
What do snowmen
wear on their heads ?
Ice caps ! |
What's an
ig ?
An eskimo's home without a loo ! |
What do snowmen
eat for lunch ?
Icebergers ! |
Where do snowmen
go to dance ?
Snowballs ! |
How do snowmen
travel around ?
By iceicle ! |
What sort
of ball doesn't bounce ?
A snowball ! |
What bird can
write under the Arctic Ocean?
A ball-point pen-guin. |
How do you
know when there is a snowman in your bed ?
You wake up wet ! |
Why don't the
polar bears eat the penguins?
Because they can't get the silver paper off! |
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