Snowmen Jokes
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How can you tell a Snowman from a Snowwoman?
The Snowwoman is the one wearing the make-up! |
How do snowmen greet each other?
Ice to meet you! |
How do you call an Eskimo cow ?
An Eskimoo ! |
How do you get milk from a polar bear?
Rob its fridge and run like mad. |
I'll bet you can't tell me where my mother comes from!
Alaska!
That's cheating! |
What bird gasps and pants at the North Pole?
A puffin. |
What did the snowman's girlfriend give him when she was mad at him?
The cold shoulder! |
What do snow kids have for breakfast?
Ice Krispies! |
What do snowmen have for breakfast?
Snowflakes! |
What do snowmen like on their burgers?
Chilly saunce! |
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